MARCH 16, 02012 (the extra '0' is to eliminate confusion when we reach the year 10000)
As we all say "bidey-bye" to sanity, clean air, tuna,and Taiwan...
"High Tide" (Drug Dealers Cleaning Up Their Act?)
Life is truly a soap opera. It seems that laundry detergent ("Tide", in particular) has become coin of the realm in the illicit drug market. Addicts are committing daring daylight heists at stores which carry the popular P&G product. Then they trade it directly to their dealer in return for drugs, or hustle it on the street at local laundromats. As we bid a nostalgic farewell to the halcyon days of the diamond-encrusted dope pusher, we can take comfort that at least his "whites are whiter and his colors are brighter".
"See Level" (Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water)
Recent estimates indicate nearly 4 million people worldwide now live in "High Tide" coastal regions which could face inundation as the effects of Global Warming continue to change our environment. So, start washing your clothes in cold water before we all end up underwater... and be sure to add "Tidal Pool Party" to your household activity list.
"Washed Up" (Sorry, We're Fresh Out Of Paddles...)
Meanwhile, Global Warming guru, Al Gore, speaking before a disgruntled group of polar bears in Washington this week, was quoted as saying,"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"Soap" (The Yardstick Of Civilization)
"Lye -- the crucial ingredient. Ancient peoples found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. Why? Because, human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Year after year, bodies burnt. Rain fell. Water seeped through the wood ashes to become lye. The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes.
If you were to add nitric acid to the soap-making process, one would get nitroglycerin. With enough soap, one could blow up the world, if one were so inclined." -(Chuck Palahniuk, "Fight Club")
If you no longer wish to be exposed to this type of inane drivel, feel free to permanently "unfriend" me on "Hatebook", my new antisocial network.
-brought to you by the National Sarcasm Society (like we need YOUR support...)
"Mobilis In Mobili"
(Changing through the changing medium)
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My fifteen minutes of fame...
Good Grief! It's been nearly two years since my last update! Greetings to all from lovely Las Vegas, Nevada!
News update: I just had an interview on the local ABC morning show, "Morning Blend" http://www.vegasmorningblend.com/videos/130440598.html , to discuss my participation in an upcoming episode of "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" (due to air this Sunday, Oct. 2). Can't give out any "spoilers" prior to the show, but I did get to do some foam-sculpting that was included as part of the interior home decor (You might even see the back of my head during a conversation with Ty Pennington;)). I will be able to post pictures on Monday.
Best wi
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We will proceed to populate this journal with a plethora of random drivel in the hopes that it will embarass =Savageworlds sufficiently to provoke a much needed response. We apologize for =Savageworld's egregious lack of good manners and trust that this issue will be dealt with promptly.
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"Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders."
-(Friedrich Nietzsche)
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3,000 Pageviews!
Oh my, another milestone... *Pretends to be nonchalant. Fails miserably.* :boogie: Many thanks to my friends (and the rest of the DA community as well) for your support!
A hectic schedule at work has seriously curtailed my artwork this summer, but I've tried to at least observe, comment on, and fave other artwork at least once a day. Several new projects are in the works and one http://savageworlds.deviantart.com/art/Dark-Mirror-94698212 is ready to commemorate this auspicious occasion. Best wishes to all!=D
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"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it wo
Noteworthy Update (2K Pageviews!)
wOOt!
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It appears that I have now successfully passed 2,000 pageviews! While I attempt to perform the always ludicrous (and often perilous) traditional '2K-Flaming- Pinata-Bash' ("I'd hit that..."), feel free to sample the virtual hors d'oeuvres ('Qui coupe le fromage?'), watch the wine list, and converse amongst yourselves. In honor of this auspicious occasion, tonight's entertainment will include the unveiling of my latest digital endeavor, titled: 'Diaboli Ex Machina'.
For those of you who prefer a more light-hearted fare, there will be a private film screening in the map room. (Tonight's
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favorite quote: the Van Gogh one, of course!
favorite quote: the Van Gogh one, of course!