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Downsizing Government-05 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 9 Downsizing Government-04 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 10 Downsizing Government-03 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 5 3 Downsizing Government-02 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 3 Downsizing Government-01 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 3 0 A Spectacle to See :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 0 The King and I, phase 2 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 5 0 The King and I :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 0 The Once and Future King :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 3 0 The Once and Future King :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 5 0 Tiki Time :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 13 Laser-etched Switchplates :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 4 11 It's All In Your Head... :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 8 11 We Are NOT Amused... :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 7 3 Off With Their Heads! :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 1 Snake Construction :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 11 21


How long is forever? :icontswright:TSWright 6 0 are you shitting me? :iconinsidetheupsidedown:insidetheupsidedown 1 2 Stinkhorn tall boy :iconmarvsandman:marvsandman 5 0 MOLESKINE DOODLES: The King's Awakening 2.0 :iconkerbyrosanes:kerbyrosanes 2,891 121 Bastet :iconakreon:akreon 3,199 161 Octopus1 :iconrandyhand:RandyHand 54 14 Elephant :iconavocadoart:AvocadoArt 7 3 Butcher Shop :icongloom82:Gloom82 673 35 work :icondanielgrzeszkiewicz:DanielGrzeszkiewicz 216 19 FFVIII- Squall's gunblade :iconfevereon:fevereon 339 49 Face of the Beast :iconethanpatrickharris:ethanpatrickharris 4 1 Electric Frankenstein Final Inks :iconhuwman:Huwman 50 78 The Dividing Wall :iconvampirekingdom:vampirekingdom 146 91 The Hostage :iconascending-storm:Ascending-Storm 211 51 Sluggi :iconkaduflyer:Kaduflyer 465 160 Metamorphosis :icongutalin:Gutalin 152 25



Tom Savage
United States
Current Residence: Las Vegas
Favourite genre of music: Rockbluesjazzclassicalpunknewagecountry
Unprofessionally-trained Jack-of-all-trades, and master of obfuscation
“Your profession is not what brings home your paycheck. Your profession is what you were put on earth to do, with such passion and such intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling.” -(Vincent Van Gogh)
"'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'"

Signs of the Pox-Eclipse!

Fri Mar 16, 2012, 9:34 PM
MARCH 16, 02012 (the extra '0' is to eliminate confusion when we reach the year 10000)

As we all say "bidey-bye" to sanity, clean air, tuna,and Taiwan...

"High Tide" (Drug Dealers Cleaning Up Their Act?)
Life is truly a soap opera. It seems that laundry detergent ("Tide", in particular) has become coin of the realm in the illicit drug market. Addicts are committing daring daylight heists at stores which carry the popular P&G product. Then they trade it directly to their dealer in return for drugs, or hustle it on the street at local laundromats. As we bid a nostalgic farewell to the halcyon days of the diamond-encrusted dope pusher, we can take comfort that at least his "whites are whiter and his colors are brighter".;)

"See Level" (Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water)
Recent estimates indicate nearly 4 million people worldwide now live in "High Tide" coastal regions which could face inundation as the effects of Global Warming continue to change our environment. So, start washing your clothes in cold water before we all end up underwater;)... and be sure to add "Tidal Pool Party" to your household activity list.

"Washed Up" (Sorry, We're Fresh Out Of Paddles...)
Meanwhile, Global Warming guru, Al Gore, speaking before a disgruntled group of polar bears in Washington this week, was quoted as saying,"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"Soap" (The Yardstick Of Civilization)
"Lye -- the crucial ingredient. Ancient peoples found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. Why? Because, human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Year after year, bodies burnt. Rain fell. Water seeped through the wood ashes to become lye. The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes.
If you were to add nitric acid to the soap-making process, one would get nitroglycerin. With enough soap, one could blow up the world, if one were so inclined." -(Chuck Palahniuk, "Fight Club")

If you no longer wish to be exposed to this type of inane drivel, feel free to permanently "unfriend" me on "Hatebook", my new antisocial network.
-brought to you by the National Sarcasm Society (like we need YOUR support...)

"Mobilis In Mobili"
(Changing through the changing medium)


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vampirekingdom Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2016   Digital Artist
Happy Birthday !!!!Party
savageworlds Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016
Thank you, dear Gabrielle...
"In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer..." -(Albert Camus)
Pirkleations Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist

 Have your cake and eat it tooParty Have your cake and eat it too Party Have your cake and eat it tooParty Have your cake and eat it too Party Have your cake and eat it tooParty Have your cake and eat it too Party
savageworlds Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016
Thanks, David! Good grief, I just realized I never thanked you for last year's birthday note... Well, thanks x 2! ;)
Metal-Bender Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2016   Photographer

:iconhappybirthdaycakeplz::icondancingcatplz::iconhappybirthdaysignplz:Happy Birthday Tom!!:party::iconfuncakeplz::icongiftplz::iconbdayfireworks1plz::iconbdayfireworks2plz::iconchampagneplz:

savageworlds Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016
Thanks, Peggy! Had a great day celebrating with my daughter (Same birthday...) Still can't figure out how I ended up stuck in this aging body. Lol;)
Metal-Bender Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016   Photographer
You're very welcome Tom!:iconfuncakeplz: Awesome! Ha!
Pirkleations Featured By Owner Edited Jul 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:cake: :party: :cake: :party:
Nargo-Dahn Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
Hello Tom, here is Nargo. Happy Birthday and good Luck and Health Party for your next Year. :happybounce: 
Metal-Bender Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015   Photographer

:iconhappybirthdaycakeplz::icondancingcatplz::iconhappybirthdaysignplz:Happy Birthday Tom!!:party::iconfuncakeplz::icongiftplz::iconbdayfireworks1plz::iconbdayfireworks2plz::iconchampagneplz:


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